"What's the soup of the day?" "It's the soup du jour." "Mmm, that sounds good; I'll have that."

So I have a story to tell about last night, but I have tell what just happened first.

I told Jake that I was going to cook dinner while he did his homework, but I haven't started cooking yet because I'm messing around on the internet.  Out of nowhere, the following conversation happens.

Jake: "Mmm, that smells good"
Me: "What does?" (confused)
Jake: "That food that you're cooking"
Me: "Are you being a butthole?"

Then we laughed hysterically.  I wasn't sure if he was actually being a jerk or making a joke.  Turns out he was making a joke.

Now I suppose I better cook dinner before I tell the story about last night.