Bat poop and fish scales

So I found out 2.5 years ago when I was getting ready to get married that most mascara contains bat poop.  Jake was obviously grossed out when he found out- luckily the day of the wedding I was wearing mascara without bat poop.

Well much more recently Jake found out that one primary ingredient in most lipsticks is fish scales.  I thought Jake was going to barf when he learned that.  After he told met that, I reminded him that mascara has bat poop in it, to which he replied by saying that he would rather wear bat poop than fish scales.

I think it's fair to say that his comment pretty much grossed me out.

Then the other day, I gave Jake a butterfly kiss (butterfly kiss = batting eyelashes with the eyelashes of another person).  Jake really likes them- he's a bit of a softie at times, but don't tell! :)  After he giggled because he liked it, I reminded him that I was rubbing bat poop on him, but it was ok because it wasn't fish scales.

I think it still grossed him out. :)


**The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.