Weird experiences #1

Jake and I have been trying to pay more attention to sale items when we shop at WalMart.  I usually look at the coupons we get in the mail, but WalMart doesn't send any, so we've tried to be more intentional about stocking up on things that we normally buy when we see that they are on sale.

The last two times we have been to the store, the items that we grabbed because they were on sale did not ring up at the correct price.  The first time we didn't catch it until after we had paid for our items, so we had to stand in line at customer service.  They simply refunded our money without even price checking or anything.  

The second time we got up to the line and caught two different sale items that rung up incorrectly.  That time we had to stand in line and wait while someone from the front ran to the aisles to check prices.  When she came back, she affirmed one of our claims, but denied the second.  I was doubtful, but we thanked her for checking and paid for our groceries (without buying the second item).  As we were leaving, Jake asked me if I wanted to go check the price again, so I did.  I was right.  The weird part about it was that they (Wheat Thins) were found in two different aisles, and two different types of Wheat Thins were advertised for the sale price in each aisle.  That's annoying.

So, long story short: we found a manager, took her back to show her the price discrepancy, paid for the sale-item Wheat Thins, and then watched the manager not really do much about the problem.  In total, it took us 25 minutes to check out of WalMart at 11 at night.

It's bothersome that 3 times we have been rung up an incorrect price for an item that we specifically sought out because it was on sale.  I don't know who is in charge of coordinating sale items with registers at that store, but they are doing a fairly pitiful job.  So be sure that you are paying the right prices!

Next blog: Weird experience at Burger King.

25 Random Things

As has been happening on facebook, I have written my own 25 random things about myself.  Enjoy!

1. When I was little, my older brother and our neighbor dared me to touch a mousetrap and see if I could beat the snap.  They had me convinced that I could do it, so I did.  Then I ran into the house crying because my finger was stuck in the mousetrap.
2. I got a pair of really soft socks from my boss this Christmas that have little sticky things on the bottom so I don’t fall down.  It feels really fun to walk across the floor.
3. I have a fish that is named Tiki-Tiki-Tembo-No-Sar-Rembo-Charry-Barry-Roochie-Pip-Berry-Pembo… the 2^nd.
4. I like to make to-do lists.  Sometimes I write things on my to-do list that I have already done just so that I can cross it out and feel like I’ve accomplished something.
5. When I was in China, I learned how to squat like many Asian men do- mostly when they’re smoking.  I actually find it fairly comfortable.
6. My husband and I went to McDonald’s on our wedding night.
7. I met my husband because I had a Japanese beetle on my butt.
8. I have had the goal of running the Bix (a 7-mile race that occurs in the Quad Cities in Iowa) for at least 10 years now, but every time that I have tried to train, something has ended up preventing me from doing it (usually a sports injury).
9. It often brings me great joy when my husband calls me a pain, mostly because that means that I’m funnier than he wants me to be.
10. Jake and I went on a drive to Laramie, WY last year to have dinner.  It was actually a fairly amazing burger, and we saw some fun wildlife!
11. I really like playing football.  I’ve been practicing, and I’m getting fairly good at throwing a spiral!
12. I didn’t get my driver’s permit until I was 15 1/2 years old (I could have at 14).  I only got it because my parents forced me to since I still needed to take drivers’ ed and I would be able to get my actually license at 16.
13. I was nicknamed “Lizard” for about 4 years of my life. (Maiden name was Heard, and I went by Liz at the time… say it real fast….)
14. I made the Iowa All-State Choir as an alto my senior year of high school.  Right after all-state, I switched to soprano, which is where I have sat ever since.
15. I was in an auditioned choir this past fall that sang sacred music.  I was by far one of the youngest people in the choir, with the average age of around 60 years.
16. When I was a little kid, I dreamed of being… a cashier.  Not a doctor, not a superstar, but a cashier.  To this day I still haven’t had a cashier job.  When I was training to work at Target, I had to spend a day as a cashier (apparently everyone has to- no matter what department they are going to work in) and it was probably my favorite day at work.
17. My favorite TV show right now is The Biggest Loser.  Jake and I usually have our eat-really-bad-for-us food on those nights.  I think that maybe the show has the opposite effect on us than most other people.
18. When I was in elementary school, I got in a bicycle accident where my jacket got caught in the front wheel, I did a wheelie, and got knocked unconscious.  Eventually I got taken to the hospital and got some stitches right underneath my nose.  About 10 years later, I started dating a guy and later found out that his dad was the doctor that stitched up my nose.  Weird, eh?
19. One time when my family was traveling on vacation, someone in the car realized that they needed something that was in the trunk.  I was fairly young (and thus small), so they asked me to try to reach it through the little hole that opened from the backseat into the trunk.  As I tried to get it, I ended up getting stuck at about the waist.  And my family filmed it, while laughing and NOT helping me to get out.
20. When I was in kindergarten, I had a crush on a guy who wore red glasses and had spiky red hair.  A few years later I had a crush on a guy with red hair and also had a rattail (umm gross!).  Now I’m married to a guy with a red beard.  None of the guys in between had red hair at all.  So I guess for me, it started and ended with red hair.
21. When I was a kid I had about 30 Barbies.  One of my favorite things was to get them all out, make a mess, and then clean it all up again.  I LOVED the feeling I got after it was all clean.
22.  When I was in 6^th grade, I could type 70wpm.  I absolutely loved typing and was thrilled when we got to spend time in the computer lab playing games.  I remember one of my teachers telling me that I had a gift because I could type so fast, and that by the time I made it to college I could make some money typing other people’s papers.  I’d say that technology advanced fairly quickly; I’m pretty sure that if I offered to type anyone’s papers now, they’d look at me fairly weird.
23. Growing up, my brother and I used to love going down to the creek and try to catch fish.  We were a pretty good team; I put the worm on the hook, he caught the fish, and I took the fish off the hook.  I’m pretty sure that I wouldn’t be able to do that now-a-days.
24. As of right now, I plan to work at a child abuse prevention agency after I graduate (hopefully in December!).
25. I REALLY love my family.  And I miss them a lot.

"I love Jesus but I drink a little"

It's happening again...

The syllabus shock.  

It's fairly difficult to combat, ya know.  The time comes for the semester to start up again and you realize that tomorrow is the day, and you should probably read your syllabi.  So you do.  

And then it hits.  The semester is going to be more difficult than you had imagined.  You feel a sense of desperation; you should probably get started on that reading.  But then you realize it is 10:25pm and instead you should go to bed.  You worry that your motivation will die off after a night of sleep.  You especially worry about the motivation because you still haven't started one of the most important 9-10 page papers of your seminary career and it is due in 2 1/2 weeks.  You freak out just acknowledging that fact.

So you go to bed with all these thoughts looming above you, and pray that somehow you will still get a good night's sleep.

A little off

Every once in a while, Jake and I say "I'm so glad."  Whenever this little phrase is mentioned, I always follow with "I'm a part of the family of God," as I return to my good ol' Baptist upbringing.  

Except the problem is... I was too young to understand some of the lyrics, so I made up what I thought they were.  I always thought it went:

"I'm so glad I'm a part of the family of God.

I've been washed in the fountain, cleansed by his blood.

Join hands together as we travel along...."

As Jake and I were singing it, he started laughing at me, and I realized that I never learned the correct lyrics.  I had to look them up and when I did, I realized why a 7-year old might have to make up lyrics that make a little more sense.  The correct lyrics are:

"I'm so glad I'm a part of the family of God.

I've been washed in the fountain, cleansed by his blood.

Joint heirs with Jesus as we travel this sod..."

Nice, eh?

Insanity

Tomorrow morning I am starting my intercession class, which will be a New Testament class over the Epistles and Revelation.  Basically it's a semester-long class that's jammed into a two-week format, so it will be fairly intense.  I took the first New Testament class last year over intercession, and it worked well for my brain (aka I learned way better that way).  However, it's a lot of work.  We have quizzes over our reading for each day (which can be up to 80 pages of heavy stuff plus a few different books of the Bible), I will have my midterm exam after my first week, and my final exam the weekend after week two.  In addition to all of that, I will have an Inductive Bible Study paper of 13-18 pages in length due 4 weeks after my class.  That paper is going to be killer.

So pretty much all of this to say that I will likely be out of commission for the next couple of weeks.  Prayer would be much appreciated. :)

The Phantom in our Carpet

Last night Jake and I realized that a spot on our carpet near the kitchen was sopping wet.  Neither of us spilled anything on it, and there was no trace of water anywhere else.  I continued to try to dry it throughout the evening, but it didn't really seem to get much more dry.  As we live on the first floor, we looked to the ceiling to see if there were any water marks on the wall.  Nope.

We left it alone to see if it would dry overnight.  It was definitely more dry this morning, so we thought we were in the dry.  (hardy-har-har)  

Then tonight, it came back.  And it was even more huge than before.  Except we found a water puddle on the kitchen tile too, even though it wasn't next to the carpet.  We checked under the sink and everything.

I think it's a Phantom.  I suppose if we get any letters signed "PTC" (Phantom of the Carpet), we'll know we're in business.  I wonder if he wants money.